Gimli

[coprime]

I-- Argh! Gimli was not beaten with an ugly stick, people. He may not compare to elves in your minds, but then elves might not compare to him in his. Plus, I'd think he would have too much pride to sit about constantly thinking about how Legolas is so much prettier than he and how he is undeserving of Legolas and on and on and on. So would you please stop making him do so?

This was brought on by reading one too many Legolas/Gimli stories in one sitting. Thank you, and goodnight.